We All Have A Friend Who ...

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Thinks They’re Black :

Trys To Be Like Everyone

Doesn’t Give A Fuck

Acts Like They’re 5 :

Eats All The Time:

Can’t Dance

Is clumsy as fuck

Has anger management problems

Is kinda paranoid

Isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree

Annoys the shit out of you

But you still love them

this blog is hilarious

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i can’t wait to get married

i’m gonna walk down the aisle like

and i’ll be all like

my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like

we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like

then we’re gonna go to the reception and party

then go to our hotel room and bang

then live happily every after

but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr

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